Spock: "There is a multi-legged
creature crawling on your shoulder."
-A Taste Of Armageddon
Spock: "Insufficient facts
always invites danger, Captain."
-Space Seed
Kirk: "Organia's description,
Mister Spock."
Spock: "Inhabited by humanoids, a very peaceful, friendly people, living on a
primitive level. Little of instrinsic value, approximately Class D-Minus on
the Richter Scale of Cultures."
-Errand Of Mercy
Kirk: "Well, we've been
anticipating an attack. I'd say what we've just
experienced very nearly qualifies."
Spock: "Yes, it would seem to be an unfriendly act."
-Errand Of Mercy
Kirk: "Well there it is...war.
We didn't want it, but we've got it."
Spock: "Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not
want."
-Errand Of Mercy
Spock: "Negotiating with the
Organians will be time-consuming, Captain. And
time is the one thing we'll have the least of."
Kirk: "Well, we won't get it by talking, Mister Spock."
-Errand Of Mercy
Kirk: "You'd think they have
people beaming down everyday."
Spock: "Yes, curious lack of interest."
-Errand Of Mercy
Spock: "Captain, our information
on these people and their culture is not
correct. This is not a primitive society making progress toward
mechanization. They are totally stagnant. There is no evidence of any
progress as far back as my tricorder can register."
Kirk: "That doesn't seem likely."
Spock: "Nevertheless, it is true. For tens of thousands of years, there's been
absolutely no advancement, no significant change in their physical
environments. This is a laboratory specimen of an arrested culture."
Kirk: "Thank you, Mister Spock, that might be useful."
-Errand Of Mercy
Kirk: "So, we're stranded here,
in the middle of a Klingon occupation army."
Spock: "So it would seem. Not a very pleasant prospect."
Kirk: "You have a gift for understatement, Mister Spock. It's not a very
pleasant prospect at all."
-Errand Of Mercy
Kirk: "You're not going to admit
that, for the first time in your life, you made
a completely emotional decision based on desperation?"
Spock: "No, sir."
Kirk: "Mister Spock, you're a stubborn man!"
Spock: "Yes, sir."
-The Galileo Seven
Kirk: "Spock, comment."
Spock: "Very bad poetry."
-Catspaw
Spock: "'Oochy woochy coochy
coo'?"
-Friday's Child
Spock: "Humans have no
conception."
-Amok Time
Spock: "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as
wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."
-Amok Time
Spock: "Extremely little joke,
Ensign."
-The Trouble With Tribbles
Kirk: "Right, Mister
Spock?"
Spock: "Correct, Captain."
Kirk: "Riiiight?"
Spock: "Riiiight."
-A Piece Of The Action
Spock: "Sir, you are a superb
starship captain. But as a taxi driver, you leave
much to be desired."
-A Piece Of the Action
Kirk: "Spock, what are the odds
of getting a royal fizzbin?"
Spock: "I've never calculated them."
-A Piece Of The Action
Spock: "Captain Garth..."
Garth: "*Lord* Garth!"
Spock: "As you wish. In any case..."
-Whom Gods Destroy
Spock: "While I might trust the
doctor to remove a splinter or lance a boil, I
cannot trust him to replace a brain."
-Spock's Brian
Spock: "Random chance seems to have operated in our favor"
Kirk: "Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely, looks like Satan?"
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -Elaan of Troyius
McCoy: "Of course...a child
could do it!"
-Spock's Brian
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a coal
miner."
-The Empath
McCoy: "I'm not an
engineer."
-The Empath
McCoy: "Well, what do you know?
I finally got the last word."
-Journey To Babel
Kirk: "Storage facilities?
Storage facilities?...The what? The what?"
-The Trouble With Tribbles
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not an
engineer."
-The Deadly Years
Chekov: "If I live long enough, I'm going to run out of samples."
-The Deadly Years
McCoy: "I'm not a magician, I'm just an old country doctor."
-The Deadly Years
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a
mechanic."
-The Doomsday Machine
Kirk: "Gentlemen, beam me
aboard."
-The Doomsday Machine
Kirk: "We come in peace."
-The Apple
Scotty: "I guess you'll have to
fire me, sir."
-The Apple
McCoy: "To coin a
phrase...'fascinating'."
-Who Mourns For Adonais?