Spock: "There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder."
-A Taste Of Armageddon


Spock: "Insufficient facts always invites danger, Captain."
-Space Seed


Kirk: "Organia's description, Mister Spock."
Spock: "Inhabited by humanoids, a very peaceful, friendly people, living on a
primitive level. Little of instrinsic value, approximately Class D-Minus on
the Richter Scale of Cultures."
-Errand Of Mercy


Kirk: "Well, we've been anticipating an attack. I'd say what we've just
experienced very nearly qualifies."
Spock: "Yes, it would seem to be an unfriendly act."
-Errand Of Mercy


Kirk: "Well there it is...war. We didn't want it, but we've got it."
Spock: "Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not
-Errand Of Mercy


Spock: "Negotiating with the Organians will be time-consuming, Captain. And
time is the one thing we'll have the least of."
Kirk: "Well, we won't get it by talking, Mister Spock."
-Errand Of Mercy


Kirk: "You'd think they have people beaming down everyday."
Spock: "Yes, curious lack of interest."
-Errand Of Mercy



Spock: "Captain, our information on these people and their culture is not
correct. This is not a primitive society making progress toward
mechanization. They are totally stagnant. There is no evidence of any
progress as far back as my tricorder can register."
Kirk: "That doesn't seem likely."
Spock: "Nevertheless, it is true. For tens of thousands of years, there's been
absolutely no advancement, no significant change in their physical
environments. This is a laboratory specimen of an arrested culture."
Kirk: "Thank you, Mister Spock, that might be useful."
-Errand Of Mercy


Kirk: "So, we're stranded here, in the middle of a Klingon occupation army."
Spock: "So it would seem. Not a very pleasant prospect."
Kirk: "You have a gift for understatement, Mister Spock. It's not a very
pleasant prospect at all."
-Errand Of Mercy


Kirk: "You're not going to admit that, for the first time in your life, you made
a completely emotional decision based on desperation?"
Spock: "No, sir."
Kirk: "Mister Spock, you're a stubborn man!"
Spock: "Yes, sir."
-The Galileo Seven


Kirk: "Spock, comment."
Spock: "Very bad poetry."


Spock: "'Oochy woochy coochy coo'?"
-Friday's Child


Spock: "Humans have no conception."
-Amok Time

Spock: "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as
wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."
-Amok Time


Spock: "Extremely little joke, Ensign."
-The Trouble With Tribbles


Kirk: "Right, Mister Spock?"
Spock: "Correct, Captain."
Kirk: "Riiiight?"
Spock: "Riiiight."
-A Piece Of The Action


Spock: "Sir, you are a superb starship captain. But as a taxi driver, you leave
much to be desired."
-A Piece Of the Action


Kirk: "Spock, what are the odds of getting a royal fizzbin?"
Spock: "I've never calculated them."
-A Piece Of The Action

Spock: "Captain Garth..."
Garth: "*Lord* Garth!"
Spock: "As you wish. In any case..."
-Whom Gods Destroy


Spock: "While I might trust the doctor to remove a splinter or lance a boil, I
cannot trust him to replace a brain."
-Spock's Brian



Spock: "We simply must accept the fact that Captain Kirk is no longer alive"
- The Tholian Web


Spock: "Random chance seems to have operated in our favor"

McCoy: "In plain, non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky"
Spock: "I believe I said that, Doctor"
- Doomsday Machine)
Spock: "Computer, compute to the last digit the value of pi"
- Wolf in the Fold


Kirk: "Is there anyone on this ship, who even remotely, looks like Satan?"

Spock: "I am not aware of anyone who fits that description, Captain"
Kirk: "No, Mr. Spock, I didn't think you would be"
- The Apple)


Kirk: "Mr. Spock, the women on your planet are logical. That's the only planet in the galaxy that can make that claim." -Elaan of Troyius

Spock: "Emotional, isn't she?" -- Spock
Sarek: "She has always been so."
Spock: "Indeed. Why did you marry her?"
Sarek: "It seemed the logical thing to do at the time."
-Journey To Babel
TīPau: "Live long and prosper, Spock."
Spock: "I shall do neither. I have killed my captain, and my friend."
-Amok Time
Scotty: "The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank."
- A Taste of Armageddon
McCoy: "Please, Spock, do me a favor ... 'n' don't say it's `fascinating'..."
Spock: "No... but it is... interesting..."
-The Ultimate Computer
Spock: "... and tell Doctor McCoy, he should have wished me luck."
-The Immunity Syndrome
McCoy: "Shut-up, Spock! We're rescuing you!"
Spock: "Why, thank you, captain McCoy.
- The Immunity Syndrome


McCoy: "Of course...a child could do it!"
-Spock's Brian

McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a coal miner."
-The Empath

McCoy: "I'm not an engineer."
-The Empath


McCoy: "Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word."
-Journey To Babel


Kirk: "Storage facilities? Storage facilities?...The what? The what?"
-The Trouble With Tribbles


McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not an engineer."
-The Deadly Years

Chekov: "If I live long enough, I'm going to run out of samples."
-The Deadly Years

McCoy: "I'm not a magician, I'm just an old country doctor."
-The Deadly Years


McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
-The Doomsday Machine

Kirk: "Gentlemen, beam me aboard."
-The Doomsday Machine

Kirk: "We come in peace."
-The Apple

Scotty: "I guess you'll have to fire me, sir."
-The Apple


McCoy: "To coin a phrase...'fascinating'."
-Who Mourns For Adonais?


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